For all your Is it Manly? needs. Because this is the first place you should look to find out if that thing you're about to use will make you look like a sissy bitch.
The last dose of manliness was 7-19-2010.
#7 - Pedicures
Get your nails pretty for this one.
#6 - Watching Chick Flicks
Pause that Nicholas Sparks film and read up, ya wuss.
#5 - Listening to Chick Bands
I don't care what anyone says; driving through the parking lot blasting Kelly Clarkson is not okay.
#4 - Cuddling
Just be the big spoon, for the love of God.
#3 - Tighty-Whities
Those nut-huggers are killing your chances of ever having little bastard versions of yourself running around -- but it's probably for the best.
#2 - Fruity Beers
Crack open a Mike's Hard Lemonade and read why you should never crack open a Mike's Hard Lemonade.
#1 - Elliptical Machines
Tone that ass.